Outside The Box
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2006-12-21
Ode to Holiday Shopping, 2006
'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the city
Highways congested, tempers were tested; the sight wasn't pretty
The stores opened early, and stayed open late
Registers rang, loudspeakers sang; as I tempted fate
I proceeded with caution, threading the aisles
Squeaking wheels, dubious deals; all the new styles
I grabbed toys for the boys, and a gift for my niece
Loaded my cart, doing my part; to help the Chinese
I rushed to the checkout, avoiding a wreck
Teeming masses, slow as molasses; all writing a check
After walking a mile, got it all in my car
Loaded for bear, gasping for air; I didn't get far
After dodging and weaving, with skill and deft
Almost out, stuck en route; they're all turning left!
Happy Holidays Everyone!
Highways congested, tempers were tested; the sight wasn't pretty
The stores opened early, and stayed open late
Registers rang, loudspeakers sang; as I tempted fate
I proceeded with caution, threading the aisles
Squeaking wheels, dubious deals; all the new styles
I grabbed toys for the boys, and a gift for my niece
Loaded my cart, doing my part; to help the Chinese
I rushed to the checkout, avoiding a wreck
Teeming masses, slow as molasses; all writing a check
After walking a mile, got it all in my car
Loaded for bear, gasping for air; I didn't get far
After dodging and weaving, with skill and deft
Almost out, stuck en route; they're all turning left!
Happy Holidays Everyone!
About Me
- Name: Owen Wengerd
- Location: Apple Creek, Ohio, United States
I'm a starving artist specializing in the programming genre. I work in my home office, where I am the owner and sole proprietor of ManuSoft as well as the President and chief software artist of CADLock, Inc.
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