Ode to Holiday Shopping, 2006
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the cityHighways congested, tempers were tested; the sight wasn’t prettyThe stores opened early, and stayed open lateRegisters rang, loudspeakers sang; as I tempted fateI proceeded with caution, threading the aislesSqueaking wheels, dubious deals; all the new stylesI grabbed toys for the boys, and a gift for my …